This is the official website of Danger Dave Ball.  Pretty exciting, huh?  Who ever thought we (and by we, I mean me) would come this far.  Well, I always knew me would.  Nice, right?

So prepare yourselves fools!  Unless it’s Mom reading this, and then “Hi Mom!”

Prepare yourselves for the onslaught.  Prepare yourselves for the offslaught.  But most of all prepare yourselves for the journey that begins now and never ends.  It will take you thru realms of fancy, fantasy and ecstasy.  And that’s just the previews.  The feature presentation will REALLY trip you out.  Sit back my darlings.  Sit back and relax relax relax.  You are home.  Before you get settled in though, would you be a dear and get me a soda?  Cheers.

DISCLAIMER - This website contains swear words and other off-color things that I think are funny.  If this is a problem for you, bail out now.  Consider yourself warned.  (Also, I’m not a doctor.  If you wish, you may take advice given here, but always consult a medical doctor before making any changes to diet or exercise regimen.  I will not be responsible for any injury caused by misuse of my opinion.)

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